Morning Dear Ones!
It's Monday! Time for a little bit of humor to lighten the week don't you think?
Female Brain cell found herself inside a male head... it was cold and dark, the wind was whistling and she was totally alone... She cried out, "Is there anyone there?" From way off in the distance she heard a reply... "We're down here!
To celebrate thirty years of marriage, a couple booked a weekend at Pebble Beach. Approaching the third tee, the wife said, "Darling, you have made me the happiest woman in the world. You've shared with me thirty exciting and wonderful years. My only regret is that I could not give you children, but I know it was not your fault. I know at times you thought it was, but it was not. I want you to know how much I adore you, and I want to make a confession. Thirty-two years ago I had a sex change operation. I was a man before we met."
The husband threw a fit! He cursed, threw his driver away, broke the rest of his clubs one by one, tore at his clothes, screamed and ranted, "You liar, you despicable cheat! I thought we were honest with each other. How could you? I trusted you! How could you take advantage of me by playing from the ladies' tees all these years?"