Well well well! I do believe the summer season in America has officially started. Not that it makes much difference to the inhabitants here on the Island where it's always summer the year round, but one still likes to keep tabs of such things, if for no other reason thatnto not slip up and say... miss Christmas! Fortunately for all of you out there, Christmas is still six months out which leaves you with plenty of time for that all important shopping, and remember! Diamonds and cash fit me perfectly!
Now usually I like to start out my week with a bit of humor, and usually, my week starts on a Monday but being as this was the American Memorial Day weekend and Miz Know-It-All was very very busy doing her part in supporting the men in uniform and the men out of uniform.. Well, Monday kinda came and went...
So for your TUESDAYS entertainment here are some more of those wonderful Transsexual jokes I've found.
My sister went into a hospital for a sex change but all her HMO would cover was a rolled up sock for her pants, a TV remote, a case of Busweiser and they taught her how to fart.
Bloke went to the doctor and said: "doctor doctor, I want to have a sex change."
"OK," replied the doctor and he arranged for the operation to take place. The man's bits were duly chopped off, breast implants put in and a few months later Damien was transformed into Doreen.
A few months after that Doreen went back to the doctor and said: "doctor, doctor, I've changed my mind, I don't like being a woman and I want to go back to being a man."
"OK," said the doctor and arranged for the operation to take place to turn Doreen back into Damien. But the day before the operation, the doctor got a phone call from Doreen. "Doctor, doctor," she said, "I want to stay as a woman, I've changed my mind again."
"Typical woman," replied the doctor