Is Miz Know-It-All really has been out of the loop! Whats more, she is not at all ashamed to admit it! Why she was still under the mistaken assumption that if one was not equipped with a Va Jay Jay at birth and one should have been equipped with such a thing as a Va Jay Jay at birth then one would need to undergo costly and rather uncomfortable surgery if one was to get one! Not any more my lovelies! Now, through the Amazing Miracle of Science, such a barbaric practice is a thing of the past! Rendered totally and utterly obsolete by Science! For the paltry and insignificant sum of a Hundred Pounds, you too can be the proud owner of your very own Va Jay Jay! Really! I know! Amazing isn't it? And as with any order that totals over Ninety-nine Pounds, This Miracle of Science comes with a jar of Double Strength Nipple Cream! Dear me! I'm quite certain I've no idea why one would need double strength nipples, but given that do I seem to be behind in so much, perhaps, here in these Modern Times one does have need to have ones nipples be extra strong!
Anyway Little Ones, here in my wonder and amazement at all these Miracles I fear I may be digressing! And I know you, my Dear Readers, as did I, want to see right here and now what Wonders Modern Science has given us! So without further adieu may I present to you the Brand New and apparently Improved, Instant Va Jay Jay!
Just think! No longer do you have to go through the bother and expense, not to mention the hassle of having to lug one of those old fashioned home grown things round with you everywhere you go! I mean, by what I've learned from just the telly alone. Those ugly obsolete, outdated and old-fashioned models were " uncomfortable, itchy, odoriferous and given to be the primary cause of that not so fresh feeling!" I know! Simply shocking isn't it? Why just looking at the news these days it seems one has to rush right out and purchase a whole plethora of expensive. awkward and cumbersome thing just for the ordinary and every day upkeep of one! Not to mention they are also prone to frequent embarrassing problems that require professional attention!
Well not anymore! Now, through the Wonder of Modern Science, you too can have a new and vastly improved, not to mention, far more hygienic model at your home or where you work! Why you can even keep a handy spare in the car or in your locker at the gym, and at such a ridiculously inexpensive price, I would strongly suggest rushing right out and purchasing several! Remember! Christmas is coming and they make the perfect stocking stuffer for Mom and Dad and boys and girls of all ages!
Whew! Miz Know-It-All is simply exhausted by all this wonderment, as I am sure are you, so she is going to bid you good day now and retire to the cabana for one of Lar's wonderful soothing drinks and a massage!